Ah yes, the essence of my plan. This is crucial. If you have a website and would like the privilege (and make no mistake, it is a privilege!) of being listed on this site, place either an image or text code on your website and link to http://stewie.boourns.net.
Simple Text Link:
<a href="http://stewie.boourns.net" target="_blank" alt="Stewie Rules">Stewie Rules</a>
Stewie Rules
Any boastful text is permitted.
Image Link:
<a href="http://stewie.boourns.net" target="_blank"><img src="IMAGENAME.GIF" border="0" alt="This is what you call dolled up? Listen, why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity and get fitted for a pair of dock martins and a plaid flannel shirt!" /></a>
Use the code above with one of the images below. Make sure to replace the image name in the code, it is clearly marked in upper case so that even the most dim-witted mealy-mouthed crotch pheasants can follow through properly. Also be warned, direct linking will result in swift and brutal termination of you by me.
50 x 50
75 x 50
88 x 31
100 x 35
100 x 50
150 x 50
200 x 40
The following were donated to aid me in my efforts. I am most gracious.
